my palms cover continents.• Ask me anything
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Great Britain and its politics never fails to amuse.
Sometimes I get sad. Then this comes across my dash again.
is it really too much to ask to just want to spend your life learning things without being tested on them
The first two lines of 30 Rock.
I rolled down a hill while taking a panorama for this one
a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.
NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”
TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.
^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.
WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG
SHE SAW THE CHANCE
AND SHE TOOK IT