my palms cover continents.• Ask me anything
what will surely be the downfall of evolutionism (part one)
literally weak with laughter omg
so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING
Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.
but the real question is has nemo found himself
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.
— Ed Begley. Actor, environmentalist (via purplebuddhaproject)
Mistakes were made
[falls in the shower] parkour